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THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS (2000AD DRAFT)

THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS (2000AD DRAFT)


THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS
© 2016 DANNY NOLAN

A short tale about two young aliens visiting our solar system for their version of Schoolies after a hard year of study.

NOTES: Both characters look and sound like your typical western teenager except they have four arms.

The spaceship interior is a very modern affair with lots of shiny chrome, monitors and lights, only it has been trashed as only teenagers on holiday can trash a living space.

 

 

PAGE ONE

5 panels this page 5 x1

Panel 1:
INT. Looks like your average modern apartment. POV from back of room. We do not yet realize we are on a spacecraft. We are looking at the rear of a couch, the back of two heads are visible. One head has a ponytail draped over the back. An arm is resting on the armrest. A pair of feet wearing thongs hangs over the other armrest. Partially visible in front of the couch is what appears to be a big screen TV. There is some evidence of empty bottles and chip packets scattered on the armrest.

No dialogue


Panel 2:

Same POV but lifting above the couch to reveal that the couch is actually a dual chair that sits in front of a console. The screen is the wide viewing screen of a space ship. There is more mess in the way of empty bottles, chips, socks and shirts scattered over the console.

CAPTION: The TROLL System. Orbiting FART. The third planet from the Solar centre.

Panel 3:

EXT. Earth from space looking down on the North Pole. A large spacecraft is hovering far above in orbit. There are a few dings evident in the hull.



PAGE ONE (Cont.)



Panel 4: 

POV from screen - facing two normal looking teenagers: One male, one pony-tailed female in relaxation mode. It is only now we realize they have FOUR arms.

Duane:
Do you think we should start cleaning up? We have to go pretty soon.

Sharon:

We could wait until we get back.


Duane:
We wouldn’t have to, if you didn’t dare the service unit to neck a bottle of acid.

Panel 5:

CU of both teenagers still in relaxation mode, remembering fun times.

Sharon:

Still it was a great few partalls*.

CAPTION * weeks


  

PAGE TWO

5 Panels this page 5x1

Panel 1:

Cut to EXT. An outback road at night. Nothing but spinifex and tumbleweeds. A car with a couple of rednecks/white trash driving along are suddenly swooped upon by a flying saucer. The car’s occupants are holding up their hands to shield themselves from the bright lights.

Note: in the back seat is a collection of presents wrapped in Christmas paper


Duane (OFF) :
I love this place, the locals are so excitable!

Sharon(OFF):
Hit ‘em again with the high beam, Duane.


Panel 2:

Cut to - shot of a wheat field at night where a big full moon is blazing in the night sky. The field could be in any country you could imagine (they all look the same). The same craft that buzzed the couple in the desert is seen speeding in.

SFX:
Weeee!

Sharon (OFF):

Keep it on full lock, hahahaha!


Duane(OFF):

Watch me do a hand brake turn, Shaz!


Panel 3:

Cut to - the craft disappears into the night sky to reveal intricate crop circles.

Duane (OFF) :

 

That’ll keep ‘em guessing!










PAGE TWO (Cont.)



Panel 4:

Cut to Duane at the controls of the smaler craft. Behind him, facing the other way, is Sharon. She is seated behind what could only be described as a large laser cannon.

Duane:
Let ‘er rip, Sis!

Panel 5:

EXT - The ship is firing at large sections of sheet ice and making large chunks break away.

SFX:
Spalash!









PAGE THREE

5 panels 1x3, 2x1


Panel 1:

Cut to - a row of three monitors. Each one presents a broadcast of the mischief the two young aliens have been up to. They display the following:

First monitor:  A typical male newscaster at his desk in the top right hand corner is graphic: Climate out of control. Running along the bottom of the screen runs a news banner ticker announcing other news: Christmas spending lower this year.

VOX :
…..And these large sections of ice are further proof of accelerated global warming due to man-made climate change.

Second Monitor: A lady in a coat doing a live cross to a run down house. One of the occupants of the car in PAGE TWO Panel 3 is standing besides her smiling like an idiot.

VOX:
The local Coober Pedy residents revealed it wasn’t the first time this had happened…


Third Monitor: Another live cross, this time it is a male reporter and he is standing in front of a General Store with a few children waving  in the background. A Christmas tree is visible over the reporters shoulder.

VOX:
…as for the origin of these so called ‘crop circles’. Local authorities are baffled.


Panel 2:

Sharon and Duane are laughing uncontrollably, giving each other a high five.


Panel 3:

Back to scene from PAGE ONE Panel 5:  The two have decided it’s time they moved on and their holiday is at an end.

Duane:
OK time to move, we have college registration in less than a Pertell*.

Sharon:

Meh!

CAPTION: * Fortnight


PAGE THREE  (Cont.)


Panel 4:

POV looking out of the spacecraft front viewing screen it looks down on the white vastness of the North Pole. The kids are now strapped in at the console ready to depart, they even look like they know what they are doing.

Duane:
OK let’s take her down over the Pole to hide the blast signature.

Sharon:

Roger that, Cap’n.


SFX: wwwHHHIIIRRRR!


Panel5:

INT The kids are jostled about at the console because the spacecraft has sucked something into the engines, causing a sudden jolt and malfunction. Bits of rubbish are thrown around the ship. They look at each other, worried.

Sharon:
What the…?

SFX: CRUUUNCH!  clunkclunkclunk








PAGE FOUR

6 panels this page.
1x2,2x1,1x2

Panel 1:

Sharon looks down at the dialsand starts to unbucle her safety belt while Duane checks some gauges.

Sharon.:
Sounds like something got sucked in to the drive, probably one of those old satellites not on the chart.

Duane:
Let’s have a look-see.

 


 Note: Panel 3 is a larger canvas to show that they have just sucked Santa Claus and his Reindeer in the engine.


Panel 2:

Both Darren and Sharron approach the engine compartment. It is a cleaner area that has lots of tubes and panels. Duane goes to lift up a panel with a clearly visible handle.
There is writing on the panel but it is indecipherable because it is in an alien script.

No dialogue

Panel 3:
POV of Duane as he opens the panel. The vacuum drive is clogged with fur, antlers and twisted metal. Traces of toys and red cloth are everywhere. Intermingled within  all this mess are traces of meat and blood.
Sharon (OFF):
Gross!
Panel 4: 
CU of Duane. Some of the carnage is still splattered over the inside panel. He is talking to Sharon.
Duane:
Oh tits, you know what this means, don’t you?

PAGE FOUR (Cont.)

Panel 5:
Pull back to show Sharon looking inside panel. She looks rather annoyed.
Sharon:
Yep, Dad is going to be so pissed. I’m going to have to use his IBA* card and get a tow. That’s going to cost a bit.
CAPTION:                    * Interstellar Breakdown Assistance 
Panel 6:
Duane slams the panel and they both make to walk away. Sharron looks very unimpressed
Duane:
Oh well. You make the call. I’m going to carve my initials in that lump of ice the locals call Greenland.


FIN
  SAMPLE ART




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